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Facebook Godly

Someone who quotes religious scripture on social media for all of his "friends" and family to read. However, in real life, he/she does the exact opposite.

Bradley is so Facebook Godly. He just posted a Bible verse on Facebook that reads, "Love rejoices in the truth". However, his fiancé recently dumped him for lying to her about his attending nursing school. It turns out, he was kicked out two years ago for plagiarism and he was sitting at home watching porn every day.

by Bald Truth February 11, 2015


facebook close

Term for family and friends whom I really like, but generally only stalk on Facebook.

I am Facebook close with a few of my 50 first cousins who live all over the world.

by McAvalon February 28, 2017


Facebook awake

When you are awake enough ton fully engage with social media but remain in bed unable or unwilling to face the real world.

Was a great party last night . Feeling it today though didn't get up until midday , but was facebook awake at 9:00 posting pics

by Yolo4ever January 27, 2016


Facebook slapper

A Facebook slapper is a woman who is constantly sharing FB pictures of herself in "sexy" poses or "sexy" outfits, but who happens NOT to be the least bit sexy. The Facebook slapper usually has at least one Facebook friend (usally a gay male or a slapper girlfriend) who enthusiastically supports and encourages her in this endeavour, which onlyl causes her to continue sharing such pictures. For everyone else, the pictures serve as great entertainment, but not in the way the Facebook slapper intends.

"Lucinda is at it again. Take a look at what this Facebook slapper is wearing! A t-shirt which is too small for her, and also a bit see-through; her nips are the size of dinner plates!"

by Dabro May 16, 2012


facebook floosy

A person who will take every one as their friend. Even if they don't like them.

Matt went to a party and recieved a friend invite from everyone there. He accepts them all as he is a facebook floosy.

by Mcbeefy November 27, 2013


Facebook Bridging

The act of accessing facebook between two other websites everytime you surf the internet.

Dude i can't stop facebook bridging, i'm so addicted i can't go more than one website without checking for updates!

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by ChainsawEnema69 February 02, 2010


live facebooking

Frequently updating your status update with commentary about a live event. Akin to "live blogging".

I'm live facebooking the Olympics.

by dirty microphone February 13, 2010