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thin rubber sheath worn on a dudes pee pee during coitus to protect you from getting a baby mama or from getting the poo on you.
Jesse:Do you have a condom?
Terry:No, I have my handy dandy Duck suit™️
Jesse: thanks Duck suit!
"Did you hear that brown duck?"
"Yeah, I think it's from the South."
"Brown ducks live better outdoors."
"Oh man, don't let your brown duck loose inside, it should be outside!"
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Its like a sparta of ducks
Fun fact:
If a duck and a fish had a kid, would it be a dish or a fuck?
Yesterday I was atacked by a duck army
The hand shape you make, shaping your hand like a ducks beak, so you can slip inside another person to begin fisting.
“Slide that silent duck in I’m ready for action”
When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.
Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.
One continually screws things up.
That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.