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n. -the way that a person can wear a heinous piece of clothing, but only if it is from a popular brand, i.e. Free People. If said ugly piece of clothing is from a "lame" brand, i.e. Aéropostale the garment in question is instantly recognized as the abomination it truly is.
clothing snob: Wow that's an interesting shirt...
aeropostale fan: Oh thanks, it's from my fave store, Aeropostale.
clothing snob: Ewww people still shop there? That shirt is so ugly I just vurped.
aeropostale fan: Did I say Aeropostale? I mean Free People!
clothing snob: Oh really? I was just kidding. It's so cute! Can I borrow it?
bystander: Wow, talk about the Free People Affect...!
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The list of three celebrities that an individual is allowed to screw without receiving shit from his/her significant other. It is not likely that a person will ever need to employ the Guilt-Free Three, but it should be discussed in every relationship. Just in case.
Honey, I know you're not happy that I slept with David Bowie, but you really can't complain. I told you ages ago that he was in my Guilt-Free Three.
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A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.
Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.
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When you're not good enough to play for the team you're on, but you still eat the law enforced meal.
Danny Garcia sat on the bench in uniform and watched his team play, then went to Arby's and proceeded to eat on the teams budget. Making him a free lunch guy.
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Finger free February is like no nut November but for women
During February woman cannot masterbate at all
Woman 1: did you hear what’s happening next month
Woman 2: no what’s going on
Woman 1: finger free February
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Runescape scam: you can't trim armor, you can only get it from a member's scroll.
Trimmed armor is worth much more than normal armor
xXDragonSlayerXx: Free armor trimming!
Tronicdude6: he's scamming, just going to steal your armor smh
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drugs and disease free, Used in personal ads by those seeking mates on online personals.
I am a swm (single white male),hwp (height weight proportional), d/d free in search of a swf (single white female of similar qualities.
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