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Something that does not exist.
Me: Dad, look, this is my Girlfriend !
Dad: There is notjing. Huh ?
Me: Exactly!!!
Something that does not exist. Something it is impossible to obtain.
Girlfriend? I’ve never heard of that Pokémon.
A girlfriend is a female boyfriend who’ll love uou no matter what
Or something you’ll never get
Person a:Hey is that your girlfriend
Person b:nah thats my boyfriend
Person a:ok
Person b:is that your girlfriend
Person a:yeah
Something you do not have and will never get
Jimmy: I have a girlfriend
Levi: lucky
What you think you desperately need in your first, second year of university before your priorities finally change and you realise there's more to life than that.
Kelvin at 18: Ohh I really need a girlfriend who is really kind at heart.
Kelvin at 19: I need a girlfriend still!
Kelvin at 21: What would I do with my life??
Something you're clearly missing in your life cz you'd be talking to her rn instead of being a complete idiot
This mf don't got a girlfriend 😅
Ps if she left u sorry took her
A female that is your mom, lover, and your best friend. She will make sure you're happy and doing ok. She will be the one to scream at the top of her lungs at you, and she will be the one who laughs along with your jokes. From yelling at you to carefully taking care of you. This is how a girlfriend should be. Your ride or die. Your lover and your soul. You better love her a lot. Remember a girl will treat you the way you treat her!
damn, bro, my girlfriend is amazing
my girlfriend yelled at me yesterday for not feeding the cat but she loves me anyway!