When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
July 3rd is Give Your Boyfriend Head Day! Rejoice, and give gawk gawk to your boyfriend.
“Oh hey isn’t it July 3rd today?”
“Yeah, it is Give Your Boyfriend Head day isn’t it… wait that means you have to give me head!”
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Sept 6 is give a girl a hoodie day
It’s give your girl a hoodie day
on november 7th you can give your girlfriend a hoodie for one day :)
boyfriend: here have my hoodie
girlfriend: what why?
boyfriend: it’s give your girl a hoodie day!
Can give sarcasm but cant take it
You have to give your crush a hug if not your a pussy
For example you see your crush you walk up to them and give em a hug that’s National give a hug to your crush
for all the caitlyn’s out there, your day is here 💗
“hey, i think we should give that caitlyn a hug!”
“why”
“because it’s national give a caitlyn a hug day!”