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I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."

by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020


Give Your Boyfriend Head Day

July 3rd is Give Your Boyfriend Head Day! Rejoice, and give gawk gawk to your boyfriend.

“Oh hey isn’t it July 3rd today?”
“Yeah, it is Give Your Boyfriend Head day isn’t it… wait that means you have to give me head!”

by sweetandsourrice June 22, 2021

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Give your girl a hoodie day

Sept 6 is give a girl a hoodie day

It’s give your girl a hoodie day

by Simp hub September 6, 2021


give your girl a hoodie day

on november 7th you can give your girlfriend a hoodie for one day :)

boyfriend: here have my hoodie
girlfriend: what why?
boyfriend: it’s give your girl a hoodie day!

by marcella rodriguez October 23, 2020


can give sarcasm but cant take it

lucille

Can give sarcasm but cant take it

by 1234urmumsawhore March 26, 2022


National give a hug to your crush

You have to give your crush a hug if not your a pussy

For example you see your crush you walk up to them and give em a hug that’s National give a hug to your crush

by 25Hockey25 October 25, 2019


national give a caitlyn a hug day

for all the caitlyns out there, your day is here 💗

“hey, i think we should give that caitlyn a hug!”
“why”
“because it’s national give a caitlyn a hug day!”

by apriI October 21, 2021