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A lonely man who has only two girlfriends, his right hand and his left hand.
A wanker.
Does Steve have a girlfriend?
Hell no he's just a sad hand rapist.
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Someone who enjoyes being fingered/fisted in their anal cavity often.
You fisted her butt? She's a "hand puppet"!
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When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.
Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.
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A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand-eye coordination in sports.
Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.
Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.
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What results when people have a poo, and don't wash their hands.
The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.
"Dudes, I was having a slash today, and Adam came in, had a disgusting great shit, then didn't wash his hands! He's eating his lunch now with serious poo hands."
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A very sad or feels bad moment
Tyren doesn’t have a dad that’s pepe hands
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When you are about to go down on a girl and you start flapping her vagina lips with your hands. Hence, a HAND flap.
Boy: "Are you ready for this babygirl?"
Girl: "What.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Boy: "I'm hand flapping you babe."
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