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nuts in the face

Crazy. Insane. Difficult to believe.

Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!

Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"

by cowpattybill November 16, 2019


the perfect nut

When a man (or woman) once in a long time finally achieves the orgasm (or ejaculation) called, "The Perfect Nut."

Jimmy has not masturbated in a month. After waiting awhile, he finally releases the perfect nut one night.

by Guy with a dick October 6, 2017


nut-roaster

Placing a hot sweaty scrotum on your partners head after a hard workout.

After that 100 mile ride my husband gave me a nut-roaster.

by buzztroll December 18, 2016


Nut dust

Nut dust is dust/dead skin/or glitter coming from the nuts/balls

Ew wtf he got nut dust all in my face!

by Gremlin1 July 16, 2020


Nut dusting

The act of talcing ones nuts on hot days for comfort.

My balls are so sweaty in this heat, I should have done some serious nut dusting this morning.

by Murrkin June 18, 2017


bagel nut

Nut released by a male sex organ tht taste like bagels

Tommys dick taste like bagel nut

by Dr.slang7 July 6, 2017


nut drip

wen u wear long johns den all the sweat from ya shaft 2 ya gooch meets together @ ya macaroons

man I got sum serious nut drip my guy

by rrudago December 8, 2016