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A practice in cultures, most commonly believed to be originated from Irish heritage wherein the couple decides to have a baby instead of getting a divorce or actually working on their problems through healthy means. ALWAYS amplifies the problem but due to traditional views, the couple therein stays together and them and them child suffers. The classic "Stacking Shit on Shit" situation.
Nell and Hayden can't stop arguing every day.
We thought they were headed for divorce but they just announced they're going to have a baby. Ah, the Traditional Irish Save the Marriage Baby. Poor kid..
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An extreme version of spin the bottle, where the bottle is filled with semen and vomit. Whoever the bottle lands on, has to take a sip of it. If you throw up, you lose. The last person standing wins.
Drake: Last night was wicked! Amy totally won the Irish Swamp Bottle game!
Greg: Yeah, she guzzled that bottle down without hesitation!
Samantha: Yeah, too bad I lost on the second round!
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Having sex with two girls within a 3 day period.
Cody got his penis chopped off when Verna found out he had an Irish Threesome with her and Laura.
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When one is kept warm solely due to drunkenness, it is said that they are wearing an Irish Blanket.
"God it's so fucking cold"
"I dunno man, I feel fine"
"Yeah dude, that's cause you're so drunk you're wearing an Irish Blanket"
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A crazy situation that you, or someone else is currently in. The situation does not have a solution, it simply is what it is and the consequences will follow.
Person 1 " yo Danny got caught with 3 ounces of pot by the cops"
Person 2 " that quite a fucking Irish Pickle Danny got himself into"
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Binge drinking until you miscarry, as Irish women are forced to do because of their Catholic government.
"Ugh, I think I'm pregnant. Glad it's St. Paddy's; no one will know I'm giving myself an Irish abortion tonight."
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when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness
Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.
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