sucks uberly

Someone or something that extremely sucks, most commonly known as RUTH LEE

Person 1: wow, your test score is really bad
Person 2: No, it is worse than bad, it is Ruth Lee

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sucks the bag

means you are a homosexual keik bastard guy

you suck the bag man

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Soul Sucked

Verb.
The act of receiving fellatio from a red haired freckled individual ie. Ginger.

Origin. Derived from the belief that gingers do not have souls and therefore can only attain one through non ginger male genitalia.
2012; < Neo-Latin fellātiōs sāwols;

Example

Friend 1: Yoooo i got my soul sucked last night man! fuckin crazy party.

Friend 2: Duude you gotta watch out for yourself when you drinking. and If you ever want your soul back I suggest you do an Aretha Franklin. BEst of luck man...

Friend 1: ....The fuck??

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suck face

someone who is making out/kissing their boyfriend/girlfriend

**sees betty kissing her boyfriend** "Oooh!! Betty is a suck face!!"

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humans suck

A commonly used teenage angst phrase.

Angsty teen: OMG, humans suck, but I am one! I must suck! Oh well, time to cut myself while listening to Linkin Park.

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Suck Monkey

a vampire

Person 1 "Hey Jim see that guy over there?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "he's got to be a suck monkey"

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suck fingers

to suck on a guys dick with DSL's
while fingering your self and moaning

"Dude, last night i got to suck fingers with that slut Isabella"

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