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Get out of a place quickly.Usually when a person see's someone that they dont want to.(EX-An Ex)
Keith-Aw crap man its Jenny!
Mathew-Lets juice in jam!
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Stepping into the shower realizing that you just stepped in your roomates jiz.
"When John woke up he went to the bathroom, slipped on some shower toe jam and broke his neck."
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Oi mate, jam your hype, i don't wanna hear anymore of your shit!
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British UK slang meaning "Calm down." or "Chill out." Comes from the word "hype" meaning hyperactive, and the verb "to jam", meaning to relax, to chill, or to hang out.
Jordan: I swear down I'm gonna deck that bwoi!
Steve: Jam your hype, man. He didn't do anything to you.
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Having sex while watching Space Jam
Ultimate win.
"space jam's on"
"Space jam sex?!"
"okay"
"wooooot!"
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A recently developed wrestling/submission hold, in which the opponent is placed in a prone position, the legs are folded at the knee, ankles are crossed and the underpants are pulled as to hook the toes under the waistband.
Holy hell, he totally toe jam wedgied that kid. That was an epic toe jam wedgy.
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The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.
"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."
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