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One of thee best bands to get down with any time of day or night. The best albums, and songs by Job For A Cowboy consist of,
DOOM: Suspended by the throat, The Rising Tide
Ruination:Butchering the enlightened
Genesis:The divine falsehood
Though hated by many people alike "scene kids" because Job For A Cowboy or any bands alike would crush listening to Forever The Sickest Kids any day.
1. When you go to a Job For A Cowboy show, make sure to bring an extra shirt, most likely you will get blood on you.
2. Thankfully I didn't have to take my sister to that Owl City concert, I couldn't bare terrible music, and on top of that all the little scene kids standing there texting.
3. Job For A Cowboy and Annotations Of An Autopsy " another great band" touring together was massive!
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When a guy makes a girl cry and forces her to use the tears as lubrication for a handjob. Often used after the girl has been naughty but the guy is feeling horny and mean
Did you break up with Katherine for her cheating on you?
-No, but I made that bitch give me a cry job
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What a butterface gets done in order for men to find her attractive. These women feel that big boobs will negate their ugly faces when the better choice would have been to get the plastic surgery done on said butterface.
Most WWE Divas had boob jobs to hide the fact they are butterfaces.
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Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....
At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...
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1. When a girl is giving you a blow job and she throws up, and the blow job continues.
or
2. As a girl is throwing up you stick your dick in her mouth.
Shit, I was getting some bomb dome, and the girl started gagging and throwing up; damn, those throw jobs feel great.
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When a female is feeling horny she will stick a penis in her mouth and blow.
Dude1: Janis was so horny last night she gave me a blow job.
Dude2:lucky
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