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Johnson

What you call your best friend

Lily, Teagan, and Miya are my johnsons.

by johnson458 April 3, 2024


Johnson

An annoying cock boy. Who loves to have sex and masturbate.
He is irritating and very stupid.

He such a Johnson...ugly and annoying

by Johny kwok March 28, 2019


johnson

A word used to replace any noun in any sentence or context.
Often modified by "bad".

Those are some nice johnsons you're wearing.
I'm thirsty; pass the johnson over here.
"Hey man, have you done the work yet?" "No, I haven't done that johnson yet."
That's one bad johnson you attached to your car there.
Go pick up that bad johnson and put it over there.

by James T-rain February 15, 2024


Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis

Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?

by stinkypickle April 26, 2018


Johnson

A kid that is strong nice and honest and don't mind to fight

Yo johnson wannafight- johnson: say your last prayers

by Gsibeue shnsvsusbeb November 10, 2019


Johnson

It’s a damn haircut

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it

by Hdhsushebjeidid February 6, 2022


Johnson

THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

I want a johnson now.

I wish i had one.
I want one for christmas.

by Jamescat5555 February 6, 2018