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Jordan

A person who owns a Nintendo 3DS XL, a true Chad usually (always) accompanied by a trouser snake the size of the world serpent (25,000 miles long)

I need to find me a Jordan to enjoy

by The correct person to ask defs February 17, 2024


Jordan

He’s a big bitch and likes to suck boys named Ryan. He can be funny but really annoying. He plays hard to get but really loving. But still, he’s a big fat bitch.

Girls: Jordan’s a bitch!

by IDontKnowUrGayOk May 08, 2019


Jordan

Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.

jordan is a jordan

by manhandler bob September 24, 2021


Jordan

Jordan is a guy who is fucking not appealing to anyone! He is kinda weird but Megan is PERFECT for him because they are both pretty weird. They ALWAYS make out. It’s the cutest relationship ever and everyone ships it and they hate that. They both flirt SO much but they hate to admit that. They also fight ALL the time because Megan loves fighting and arguing with everyone saying she doesn’t.

Jordan and Megan are perfect for each other!

by #JordanAndMeganForever December 13, 2018


Jordan

Some acorn looking fag who has no friends he is also friends with a Giovanni and Nicky. He also plays Roblox and doesn’t have the courage to ask out a girl

Look at that nibba jordan over there he’s an acorn
IKR

by Jfisksbdkxkaks November 09, 2018


Jordan

- A man who loves native girls
- Will always run to God when there's relationship problems and never another woman.
- Puts others needs before his own

Man I wish there was a Jordan on every rez

by Native dictionary November 16, 2019


Jordan

Jordan is a guy who keeps to his self and is generally a quiet kid. He’s kinda shy at first but once you see the real Jordan you can’t un see it. Jordan is funny, intelligent, smart, and pretty attractive. He doesn’t have many friends but appreciates the ones he has. Jordan has always kinda had a girl best friend and boy best friend. But he has always had trouble realizing that his girl “friend” is very attracted to him and really cares about him. Jordan is genuinely a amazing person and friend.

Some random girl: “Who’s the new kid?”
His girl best friend: “ that’s Jordan!!”

by April 12, 2021