july 8th 2022

the day howie mandel posted his friend's prolapsed asshole onto tik tok

do not look up what howie mandel posted on july 8th 2022 im not kidding please dont i know you curious stay curious i cannot stress this enough please listen to me

Fourth of July Blumpkin

The art of a female or male preforming oral sex upon a male recipient whilst he suffers from the explosive results of a Taco Bell 12-pack.

Person 1: Did you here how fucking disgusting Stacy is?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she gave Scotty a Fourth of July Blumpkin.
Person 1: Didn’t he have Taco Bell before it or some shit?
Person 2: Yeah, haha she’s a dirty bitch

1st of July 2020

1st of July 2020 ; is the day the kids took the power back.

In far north Queensland, on the 1st of July 2020, there were 4 boys who.s actions took the power back from the church.

4th of July Kiss

A kiss on the 4th of July when the first firework is set off. Done with someone you care a lot about that you are willing to always remember. Preferably an aspiring actor.

Oh my God. John Shartzer was my greatest 4th of July kiss ever, I will never forget him...ever!

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July 24

Graceist graceist this gurl is a racist bitch who says the nword alll day she is annoying and will cry till she dies bc she wants attention

Repeat the words graceist norm on July 24

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Downtown Julie Brown

Down to the last square of toilet paper, and your finger rips through the paper leaving your finger exposed and full of poo.

I was popping a squat at the airport before a long flight when i realized there was one square of toilet paper left. I decide to give it a shot when in mid wipe my finger rips thru. Shit! Literally!

The gentleman in the stall next to me asks if theres a problem. I respond yes, and continue to tell him my misfortunate event. He laughs out loud and proclaims. DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN!!!

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Happy 4th of July

During sex, when a guy is about to finish, he pulls out and shoots straight up into the air (like fireworks), yelling "Happy 4th of July!"

"So how was your 4th of July party?"
"It was awesome! And my girlfriend came over after the party and I gave her a Happy 4th of July!"

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