June 4th 1989

A nice sunny day where absolutely nothing happened. Especially not at the Tiananmen Square in Beijing, China.

Guy: "Ayo what happened on June 4th 1989?"
You: "Nothing."

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June 11

Grace Yokais birthday. And you know it’s going to be an awesome party. People always wants to go to graces party’s. To get high and drink.

“I wish I was cool like grace”

“I want to go to graces party but she didn't invite me”

“Everybody is talking about June 11th”

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June 25 2009

The day the King of Pop Michael Jackson, and the sexy actress Farrah Fawcett passed away

Tyler: lolz todey is june 25 2009 -- Shawn: Yes. Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died today :(. Nick: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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June 23

This is a very special day it was the day a gorgeous,hot, and very talented boy named J he gets all the guys with his amazing looks

June 23 is the day J was born.

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June 25 2009

the day the internet crashed - twitter and wikipedia crashes and many other websites were very slow. Google thought they were under attack because of the extremely high amount of traffic.

other guy: no, twitter NEVER crashes
me: then what happened on June 25 2009?
other guy: umm....

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Too Far June

“Too Far June” is a very useful phrase, which can be used in a variety of ways.

Whether it be a sexual act or an argument/discussion which has exceeded your limits.

“Mum can I have the car this weekend and your credit card?”
“Car, yes. Credit card no - Too far June”

“Do you fancy a threesome this weekend - with my mum or dad?”
“Get lost creep! Too far June”

Here are perfect examples of when “Too Far June” was a necessary way of leaving situations which surpassed your boundaries ... or perhaps not for the perverts out there.

june 24th

eat pussy day. the best person was born here and he/her will get massive amounts of dick/pussy/ass. you are also allowed to gas jews.

Friend : Bro its june 24th!
Me : Yeah its my birthday :)
Friend : BROOO YOU CAN EAT ASS AND PUSSYYYYY
Me : LETS GOOOO

Friend : Hey boo congrats on ur bday
Me : Ty <3

Friend : You can suck dick today cause its national suck dick day!

Friend : Bro its june 24th!
Me : Yeah its my birthday :)
Friend : BROOO YOU CAN EAT ASS AND PUSSYYYYY
Me : LETS GOOOO

Friend : Hey boo congrats on ur bday
Me : Ty <3

Friend : You can suck dick today cause its national suck dick day!

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