Fuck Your Couch With a Passionate Love That Knows No Bounds

1. "To boldly state that one has no outward care for something that does not immediately make sense."

2."To state that another must have intercourse with their own couch whilst greatly enjoying it."

3."To not give a fuck."

"Hey Bob, did you hear about-"

"You Know what, Fuck your couch with a passionate love that knows no bounds."

"Huh?"

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do I look like I know what a jpeg is

The best quote from hank hill.
This quote was said in the episode The Fat and the Furious

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

When the thumb goes up you know it’s just like that

It’s what you say after you hit a jackpot in Las Vegas, NV and with DLucky.

DLucky—-“you just got TOP DOLLAR (a bonus spin on a slot machine) so “When the thumb goes up you know it’s just like that”
Gambler—-“fuck yeah bro, this shit is real!”
DLucky—-“hit play!”

but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?

Something that people randomly say when I say I did bad on something

"aaaaa I did so bad I only got 41 on ci"
"but did you know that john0512 got a 46 on mathcounts chapter?"

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you don't know where my life has been

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

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Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)

I can't tell you, baby, what went wrong
I can't make you feel what you felt so long ago
I'll let it show
… I can't give you back what's been hurt
Heartaches come and go, and all that's left are the words
I can't let go
… If we take some time to think it over, baby
Take some time, let me know
If you really want to go
… Don't know what you got 'til it's gone
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
Just this song

And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long
… I can't feel the things that cause you pain
I can't clear my heart of your love, it falls like rain
Ain't the same
… I hear you calling far away
Tearing through my soul, I just can't take another day
Who's to blame?
… If we take some time to think it over, baby
Take some time let me know
If you really wanna go
… Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)
Don't know what it is I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
Just this song
And it ain't easy to get back
Takes so long
… Do you wanna see me beggin' baby
Can't you give me just one more day?
Can't you see my heart's been draggin' lately?
I've been lookin' for the words to say

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women who don't know the value of nice guys

There is a fair chance that the target person is called 'Stacy'. Such people don't seem to like a guy who tries to make them happy. Apparently they rather want somebody who doesn't care about them and just want to have sex with them.
If you meet such a person make sure to not give her what she wants, instead pump and dump her while acting cool to get her attraction first. Friends told me 20 minutes of attraction should be enough.

Man this girl was easy, all I did was act cool for 20 minutes and she had sex with me, leaving the guy who genuinely cared about her. This girl sure is stupid leaving such an amazing guy for a loser like me.Women who don't know the value of nice guys is a big problem in this day and age.

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