kevin smith

A director/producer/writer/actor who plays Silent Bob in all his films. All his films are usually hilarious and also always contain Jay and Silent Bob. He loves comics and even owns a comic book shop called Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash located in New Jeresy. Is married and to further prove his love for comics he has a daughter named Harley Quinn (care to take a guess where he got that name?). He also loves hockey (indicated in his films) and is proud to be from New Jeresy. He has written a few plots for comics and was a writer for the doomed project Superman Lives until he quit. Overall awesome guy.

Huttah I got to go to the mall where Mallrats was shot at (Eden Prarie Center). What now?

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Kevin Garnett

The player in the N.B.A. that scored 68 double doubles in the 82 games he played in the 2002-2003 season, and didn't get voted M.V.P.

"that guy just got hell cheated"
"that guy just got 'Kevin Garnett'd"

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Kevin Gaycon

when you rub your penis on an object and wait for your friend to touch said object

You: "HAHA!"

Your friend: "what?"

You: " i Kevin Gayconed your spoon!!!"

Your friend: "AHHHHH, sick that was in my mouth!!"

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Kevin Jonas

The lie told to girls all over the world. "Kevin" jonas is truly PAUL jonas. Kevin is his middle name, hence Paul Kevin Jonas.

... put that in your pipe and smoke it!

"god, i wanna be kevin jonas when i grow up"

"No, you wana be paul."

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Pulling a Kevin

The act of not bathing one's body for the duration of more than two days.

I was pulling a kevin last weekend to save water.

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Kevin Bacon

The best smelling actor ever

A: Hew, what's your favorite actor?
B: Kevin Bacon, he's so smelly...

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Dirty Kevin

A dirty Kevin is used to describe an overly confident male who possess crusty lips. Although he may be decent looking at first, one look at his lips and his hopes for success are gone

“That guys an utter dirty Kevin”

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