L-S-U

Fuck you Cracka

David can kiss my black ass

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F L D S

Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)

Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....

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`1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p-[=]\qawsedrftgyhujikolp;[']\azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l.;/'

When you get so bored, you have started a journey to type every non-random combination (i.e. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp), and you've already typed qawsedrftgyhujikolp;'\azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l.;/', so decided to throw in numbers because why not.

Friend: Hey, you still bored?
You: Well, I have already typed out qawsedrftgyhujikolp;'\azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l.;/' but I thought something was missing so I decided to throw in the numbers as well, so I got `1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p-=\qawsedrftgyhujikolp;'\azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l.;/'
Friend: … so, you still bored?
You: Yes very, but I won't stop until I find every possible non-random combination.

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Bon L'(h)iver

A more Continental variation of Drynuary, the practice of giving your liver a break after the ravages of the holidays. Literally, "Happy Winter Liver".

Like Ciao and Aloha, can be used as a salutation or goodbye.

Etymology: combination and play on the French word for Winter (hiver) and the booze-targeting organ (liver).

After mainlining Gloria Ferrer and Armagnac for all of December, it's time to say Bon L'(h)iver!

Bon L'(h)iver! I'll have a club soda with lime, please.

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L bozo 😹🙏

For when you take a huge L in a form of slander

For example if you post a “slander” video on tiktok or Instagram to people it will be a hit or a miss “L bozo 😹🙏” is often usd

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Big Gordy L

older white male who buys pies and large sized bananas, usually found in a porche listening to night ranger.

Kevin and Alan enjoy hiding shit in Big Gordy L's house.

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Julia L. Kennedy

An extrodinarily HOT girl living in the small town of Richmond Hill, Ga. Smokin hot, super sexy and scrumptious !!

Julia L. Kennedy is dating the lucky Logan Ravita

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