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diarrhea Christmas lights

Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.

by Brotatoe721 February 21, 2021


kansas city lights

A term for a diminutive man, angry all the time and looking for fights.

Jason: That Kansas city lights tried to start crap with me.

Howie: He would start a fight with a nun.

by Howie Cat April 8, 2021


Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 25, 2021


light switch dating

u like each other so much but u guys wanna date ppl and still go out. So ya'll break every week or so and get bac 2 gether

"Yo did u see Kim an' carl dey be light switch datinG!"

by CatHerIne.R November 1, 2007


red light district

Historically, red light cast by a coloured glass lantern or lamp, was discovered by ancient Egyptians and Romans, to enhance the appearance of human skin complexion. A red light source will cause skin blemishes, freckles, blood vessels, rashes, bruising etc to disappear. Giving the skin a pure and more unblemished appearance.
The ancient prostitution industry soon took advantage of this business boosting optical illusion, installing red lamps in their working environments. As organised brothells developed, paying customers could more readily identify a working girl by the red lamp glow emitted from her window.
As brothell owners and prostitution demands became demographically focused because of common demand, eg areas of high trade, business premises became more concentrated and known as red light districts.

Red light district is a precinct of prostitution

by Dizzy FPV March 3, 2018


Unnatural Beams of Light

Unnatural Beams of Light that cover up private areas. Most commonly used to censor manga and anime.

(Girls bikini falls off)
"Dahm the unnatural beams of light!"

by FUFULIGHTNING December 13, 2014


Sky Children of the Light

Wing Cap Simulator

Played Super Mario 64 and loved the wingcap? Well do i got great news for you

Kiylo: hey Zy, you wanna play Sky Children of the Light?

Zy: you mean wing cap simulator?

by SpookumMcGookums August 13, 2022