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1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.
2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.
When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.
I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.
When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"
Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat
Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.
Justin took a shit on Eric’s deck then log rolled it into the pool.
In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?
When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.
Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.
Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?