A huge penis laying in your lap
"you ready to take this lap log!?"
When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.
Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!
The act of peeing in someone's butt hole.
Hey Debbie I want to give you a lemon log.
The act of sticking your penis in someone's butthole and peeing in it.
Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.
when you are taking a shit and the poop hits the water hard, causing water to splash back up into your anal cavity.
Coby's Log Voyage sent shivers down his spine as water drifted inside his rectum.
One whose nickname, or 'handle', can be referred to as "Mason."
1:) That m-log can't fit in the mason jar.
2:) DAAAAMMMMN! Did you see that hoe from the trap house that m-log bagged?!