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To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.
Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.
If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.
He also LOVES chicken nuggets!!!!!!
Cor!!! He's definitely a Luke Dignum.
they should date
i think luke and grace should date <3
February 28th is a day that will live in infamy. This is the day that the impossible became possible. David killed Goliath. Man touched moon. Lebron came back from down 3-1. Luke Anthony Costa, son of Melissa Lacina Costa and Jason Costa, brother to Owen and Faith Costa, cousin to Scarlett, Colton, and Jackson Vloyanetes, cousin to Nick and Samie Costa, nephew to Stella Tsin Costa, kissed Riley from Communications High School, Lincroft NJ. This date is to be celebrated annually by going to a diner and ordering a piece of cake. Happy Birthday must be sung to Luke Costa.
"Yo are you doing anything tomorrow? It's the last day of February!"
"Nah man, I gotta celebrate Luke Costa Day!"
"Oh bet, let's go to the diner and get some cake!"
A stupid cat who humped his sister and had a very small penis. He likes to get tripped over and gets hurt many times.
Bro Luke the cat is such a big flop
A term used to describe lighting a cigarette wrong, typically when it burns on one side only.
Bigger than Luke is a popular phrase, often used by regular gym go-ers to describe how no matter how small they are, they are still larger than anyone named Luke.
Bro no.1: "man i'm feeling so small recently, i can't even deadlift 250"
Bro no.2: "yhh but... you're still bigger than Luke, stay strong king"
When something is kinda clean but not clean clean
Those dishes are luke clean. There's no visible food on them but I still wouldn't eat off them.