Thomas M. Cooley

Thomas M. Cooley is a law school located in Lansing, Michigan. This school, being the largest law school in the United States, is notorious for its low standard of admissibility.

Eric did not do well on the LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.

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C U M

The thing that comes out of penis or vagina

Girl: IM C U M
Guy: ok

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d/p/m

Date/pass/maybe

I never knew what this meant until now so i thought I'd help someone who didn't know what it meant either :) lmfao I'm dumb sorry

"Like for 21 questions"
like and I'll inbox you this lmao

D/p/m: 👈👈👈
Tbh:

Rate 1-100:

We should:

Hug/kiss:

Dtc/dtf:

You are:
Do I hate you?

Do I like you?
Do I trust you?

Do i love you?
Did you ever make me mad?
Did you ever make me smile?
Did I ever had a crush on you?
Would I ever date you?

Would I kiss you?

Would I chill with you?

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M-Night-Shayamalan'ed

When one player in a two (or more) person storytelling bonanza rapidly brings the story to a hault with an unexpected, yet, perfectly flawless twist or sequence of events that tie up all the loose ends; leaving the other person in a state of shock and awe.

"Little did they know that the small, yet thrifty scotsman had REALLY ingested a pseudo *amulet* as a means to cover-up his real death by erotic asphyxiation and had actually sold the true diamond gem to Gerald the meerkat after his lucrative return from space, which he then used to buy his family's freedom back in Cairo where they were being held hostage by the confused Walrus's parents who sought the diamond *amulet* for it's mystical 'hat - to - rabbit' magical properties in the hopes of presenting it to their son (whose only dream it was to some day own a rabbit), as a means to make amends for the years of land-dwelling socialization they had forced upon him in the desert."

".........wow, you totally just M-Night-Shayamalan'ed me"

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M to the B

Bella Poarch's sexy head dance

It's M to the B its M to the B

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S&M orgy

An orgy where everyone pratices S&M on each other.

Are you going to that S&M orgy?I feel like driping some hot wax on a pussy.

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m i rite

Short for "am i right?" Mainly used as a joke, but for some odd reason, some 12 year old morons use it on a daily basis. Very moronic, however good to use in certain situations

12 year old saying it:
we all know im the smartest m i rite?

joke saying it:
LOL SHES HOT M I RITE?

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