To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.
Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."
A word for semen, nut, sperm, jizm, or ejaculate. The goal of this term is to sound like Mayonnaise as a reference to its colloidal white appearance.
I gave her a boner-sandwich with extra Man-Nayze!
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On the foggiest night of the year they say the fog man will appear he controls the fog and can disappear at will he says he can buy you alcohol and tells you to meet at a church but he will never show until you are leaving and then when you turn around he’ll be gone when you come back he’ll request you leave $10 for him and come back but no one knows what happens if you leave the money
They say if you leave $10 in a church parking lot for The Fog Man you’ll never see it agin
A person who misreads mother Mary and reads: Mother man.
when I find myself in times of trouble mother man comes to me speaking words of wisdom let it be
A man who is capable of a woman's queef
You are a queefable man my friend
n. I ginormous cup that can hold two to three normal beverages in which men pour very stout alcoholic mixtures, thereby allowing said man to have one drink over a long period of time whilst getting hammered.
"bro this drink is weak, I'm gonna need at least four of these just to get a buzz"
"That's why I got my Man cup"
A real gentlemen and very classy
That guy over there is a real stamos man.