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a person who looks after his people and is always aware of his and his peoples surroundings.. usually someone you'd always want around.
damn everyone is such a Debbie Downer here, where is Titi Monster when we need him.
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1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.
2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!
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Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.
I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!
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when a girls vagine has like 7 layers
the coochie monster just ate my dick
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someone who gets absolutly spangeled as fuck on ketamine disconnecting the brain from the body walking round like a zombie in the mist watchin the world turn upside down.
looking like there incredibly drunk, falling and rolling while dribbling all over the place.
k is becoming more and more common, its run wild in the free party scene and is now spilling into clubs across the country,
"today is a good day because today is a k day, infact everydays a k day...hooray for the k"
my mate ricky is such a fuckin k monster he can devour 2 grams of k in 2 lines, this is all very well apart from he's the driver.
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A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!
Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!
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1. A nickname that Lady Gaga AKA "Mother Monster" has called her fan-base.
2. The kind of people who doesn't have any respect for other celebs, but their "Mother Monster". They do nothing but worship her feet & stick up her ass. Some of them are very online addict, like 24/7, looking for their idol's updates.
3. Another term for them as "Hyenas", animal that devour every pray(Celebrities) who stands in their only possession's way(Lady Gaga).
Little Monster #1: Omg, Adele just won many Grammy's Awards, what the hell?!
Little Monster #2: I know! I thought we're doing the right thing on the Poll Online. I made many accounts just to cheat the vote so then "Mommy" can win, I don't understand!
Little Monster #1: That fat bitch doesn't deserve those awards, only Gaga can have them, nobody else!
Little Monster #2: Hey, I have an idea, let's recruit Little Monsters & brag Adele on Twitter about her weight!
Little Monster #1: Yeah! Even though your idea is so childish & pathetic, It wouldn't matter for our "Mother Monster". It'll be so fun!
Little Monster #2: Of course, we will do anything & everything for our "Queen(?)" to accomplish, including sabotaging many pop artists who comes across to succeed.
Lady Gaga: My Little Monsters, haven't I told you about bragging every celebrities? Haven't you ever heard my words on the Campaign? Don't you guys remember, or have you forgot about that? Now bullying is a very foolish thing to do.
Me: Bitch, you haven't done nor said anything to your fan bitches, it's your fault that they're out of control. Now that you've called that shitty name, they actually take it so serious, have you ever thought about that? So, please, do the world a favor & stop this madness before they bring the Apocalypse!
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