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Spy in Team fortress 2 telling Scout he banged his mother.
1 : What, Are you the president of his fan club?
2 : No, That whould be your MOTHER!
When you are arguing and ur friend says ur sister mister u say ur brother mother. And you win the argument.Simple as that.
Brad:Yo Carl ur mom gay
Carl:No u
Brad:No no u
Carl:Ur dad lesbian
Brad:Your mom and dad both gay together
Carl:Ur granny tranny
Brad:Ur sister mister
Carl:Ur brother mother
Brad:*evaporates*
Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do
“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”
Or
“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.
A friend who acts as your mother but not in a bad way, they protect you from things and make sure that you are always okay.
I will not date Nathan because he is a player, I know this from my mother best friend.
when someone is simply a bad ass.
person 1: He's one bad mother!
person 2: Shut yo mouth!
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A polite synonym for Motherfucker, Muthafucka and likeminded phrases.
You kidding me... MOther PArking CAr.... I wanna kill him...
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Worst than your sister a mister also causing them to self implode on sight
Carl:your mom gay
Joe:your dad lesbian
Carl:your granny a granny
Joe:Your brother is a mother
Carl:self implodes on sight