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Front part of ballsac below the cack.
I was bangin my bitch in the ass, and shit got sprayed on my mud flaps.
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when taking a poo, you push really hard until there is an explosion of poo that is released from your anus that sprays poo debris and covers the entire inside of your toilet, causing you to scream in pain. also, when the poo hits the water it causes a giant wave to splash back up and drench your butt cheeks with water.
Cole: Oh boy, i just dropped an atomic mud bomb.
Cody: You are lucky to be alive, sir.
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A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.
"Susan was running her mouth, so I gave her the Houston Mud Shovel to shut her up."
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Literally, to be able to undergo cold turkey narcotics withdrawal without the usual helpless uncontrollable diarrhea. Figuratively, to be tough, to undergo hardships without losing it.
"She was in that jail cell for three days going cold after her last shot of H, and never a peep. That broad can really hold her mud."
"She's going through an evil divorce and never once badmouthed her ex. She can really hold her mud."
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When you are plowing your gals vag with such force that your nuts get stuck in her mud hole.
I just won the annual Hillbilly Mud Hole'n contest with a record breaking time of 48 seconds.
The act of ram rodding a fat ass till the spicy brown dribbles down your fuck stick.
Oh shit Eric got the Mississippi Mud Slinger again. Look at that mess.
When a chick with a is performing oral sex and her larger than normal nose penetrates the anus.
Both Lee and Aunt Sue loved swinging with Angela. Her nose was made Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting that they both were hooked for life