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n. The female equivalent of the cock-block. The act of unintentional or willingly engaging in flirtatious or sexy talk/behavior by a woman or women designed to prevent another woman from getting some penis play.
cock-block penis play
I thought Lucy was my best friend until I was about to show Mitch a night he wouldn't forget. Out of nowhere that bitch walked in wearing a see-through top and pulled a muffin snuffin on me.
bitch muffin
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A Lancashire term for a bread roll. Most often heard in Manchester.
Not be confused with an English Muffin, the the sweet American item. Or a north western vagina.
I want some butter and jam for my Lancashire Muffin.
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1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in replacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protein , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumptious treat.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.
1. I made a batch of Clive muffins this morning from ingredients saved from last night.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.
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A cute nickname to give your boyfriend.
He is bigger than you so you have to say something contradicting and make it cute!
He is my little muffin! <3
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A fictional cartoon television show thought up by the escapist team. It is based around a rag tag team of Sentient muffins in space. Which is awesome.
I want Space Muffins to be a new show on the escapist.
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A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.
Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?
Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over
Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...
Dan: hahahaha!
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A muffin with extra flavor and icing.
More tempting than the regular type muffins :
dude that slut muffin was so delicious :
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