Rural Dictionary

noob monkey poo

reffering to someone who is greater than a noob, but still your friend.

ZOMG! Josh, you're such a noob monkey poo.

by Michelle Sanderlin November 5, 2007

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Noob, the four main definitions

1.A noob is a in-experienced gamer or someone who is generally in-experienced in any part of life that some people think he or she should be very experienced/knowledgeable of.

2.Completely different from a Newbie, a newbie is someone who has just started a game, task, job, etc, etc and does not have the relavent information or experience to advance to the next level, job status, etc, etc yet.

3.Noob is also a character on the playstation 2 game Mortal Combat Annilation, Noob being a ninja, it is possible that, that character, is one of the reasons why people often call people ninja noobs, if they are relatively fast or if they have lots of agility.

4. Noob is a very opened ended word it can be applied in a manner of ways but mostly it is understood when people use it to explain how much of a in-experienced person someone is. (This specific word is best used when you consider it to be, there is no specific limit on it's use, except that it must at least be relavent to the conversation, other wise you may look like a fool)

Noob, the four main definitions

1. examples of gamer speak.
OMG you stupid Noob, what did you do that for, we could have totally owned/pwned him.

2. Newbie = beginner
Noob = in-experienced person

3. Noob = A character on mortal combat annilation
Ninja noob = someone who is fast and agile, or studies martial arts but is still a beginner, therefore it can be said in either term/case.

4. Bad use of the word Noob
Awww man i can't believe he got the last issue of it, he's totally a noob.

Good use of the word Noob
Why did'nt you help me out when i was attacked, if you did we would'nt have lost, arrrrrrr, you frekin Noob.