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when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples
man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!
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when you find something kinky and it turns you on
whips and chains really twist my nipples
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word used when a girls aerolas are equivelant or exceed the size of a dinner plate
when cindy showed me her boobs i laughed my ass off at her huge dinner plate nipples.
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(ENS) A phrase used to describe a woman in any situation who has pert, visible nipples coming from under a garment of clothing
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A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.
Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.
Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!
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When one's nipples are so large that they overlap, forming a common childhood comparison chart.
*4th grade classroom*
Billy: I have nothing to compare the pros and cons of masturbating in class
Teacher: Take your shirt off and use your beefy Venn Diagram Nipples
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Something to say when you experience something astonishing or amazing.
Captain Kirk's Nipples that was an awesome movie.
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