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dutch toaster oven

to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.

Steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.

by Barancy Peloma October 3, 2012

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Vehicular Dutch Oven

When the driver pushes the window lock button before farting thereby fumigating the entire car.

Mike ate three 7-11 hot dogs then performed a vehicular dutch oven. We almost hurled.

by nyteacher February 2, 2011

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Double Dutch Rudder

The double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.

...or you're just jerking off your friend.

example: i just gave it to you above... its helping each other jack, thats what a Double Dutch Rudder is. geez.

by JackCityByatch February 26, 2009

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dirty dutch oven

When attempting to give a girl a dutch oven, a shart occurs. Sometimes several marks are left behind. This is a great prank for the one night road game.

Doug: "How was the girl from last night?"
Randy: "She was a cunt, she wouldn't even swallow. I gave her a dirty dutch oven."

by dirtydutch416 November 21, 2010

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Up the Dutch

Phrase shouted at top of voice, while skipping to the referee to give their name. Often shouted when drunk

Playing a football match and being substituted in the last five minuites, then shouting up the dutch

by Dutch boy October 10, 2006

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feel dutch

As soon as Dutch people can smoke weed as much as they want, to feel dutch means to feel high, like you are on drugs.

I feel dutch! = I feel high.

by Willian January 15, 2008

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dutch toaster

Similar to the "Dutch oven" but insted of forcing someones head under the blankets, you trick them into putting their head under the sheets of there own accord while letting go a fart at the same time.

I vomited everywhere last time I got a dutch toaster

by MacDaddymike June 8, 2011

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