A hair style that seems silly, as if it were chopped, and screwed up.
"Hey Kane, that girl has that DJ Hair.. its all chopped and screwed!"
or
"Aye Kendall, did you let a DJ cut your hair? Cuz that head is chopped and screwed yo!"
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Vacation Hair occurs when one is on vacation (to the ocean) and their hair becomes un-ruly, frizzy and fugly.
Vacation Hair can happen to anyone, but is usually seen on mothers and aunts, in other words, women between 35-60, and harshly acknowledged by younger generations viewing the phenomenon.
(Laughs)
Girl #1- look at mom's Vacation Hair !
Girl #2-i know! she looks like a 70's olympic athlete!
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Usually a woman who takes very little pride in the appearance of her hair other than to keep it off her face.
She has really let herself go, check out her Wookie Hair !
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Long thin straw like hair (most the time blonde)
that bitch has some nasty whore hair
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strange wigs of variious colors and weird shapes worn by people trying to hide thier own idenity.
Leeroy: Does your wife wear a red merkin to match her red hair hat
Deeloony; Leeroy, dat ho sneak in yo bed xo many times yo should know,
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Those little hairs that just don't go down.
Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!
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the constant pounding of a woman while riding cowgirl causes extreme pressure on the man's bladder. Having nowhere else to go, the man proceeds to urinate on the girl's hair and then continues intercourse. Upon completion, the man then ejaculates in the woman's hair. The combination of urine and ejaculate causes the hair to take on an odor like that of pickle juice.
Tommy: Oh baby, keep riding that dick!
(girl continues to ride)
Tommy: Oh shit baby, I really gotta piss
Baby: uh uh uh...oh shit...well....i guess just piss in my hair, i'm too horny to wait
(Tommy proceeds to piss in her hair and the continue intercourse)
Tommy: Ugh ugh oh baby i'm cumming in your hair!!!!!
Baby: What the fuck?!?!
Tommy: Pickle Hair and you got it from me!!!
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