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regular day job and hooks at nite and on the side
not a regular hooker, shes a soft hook
When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.
Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...
The poop that comes out fast and soft after the "hard hat" tip of the turd passes through the rectum.
Wow! That came out some super soft serve. Good thing there was a hard hat on it!
1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks
2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
I was playing Fortnite and I was just dancing innocently, but this guy killed me! What a soft cock!
Someone who is unwilling to do an activity
Damo won't fight me he's such a soft cock
Scotty won't smoke from a gatorbeug what a soft cock
1. Someone that is a little bitch and a pussy
2. A really nice and gentle rooster that is well-behaved
1. If you don't punch a cop in the dick you're a Soft-Cock
2. That is a really well-behaved Soft-Cock