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One who downloads a vast array of music and movies from the internet by less than legal ways, but will not get rid of either after either watching it or losing interest in it. This causes the person in question to need more and more space for more and more useless media.
Dude, fucking Christian said he needed a terabyte hard drive because he's a huge techno pack rat. He's already seen every movie he has on there, and doesn't even listen to most of the music. What a fuckwad.
A fat person who makes fun of other fat people regardless of that they are bodily gifted.
Person 1:"You know that Tristan is such an obese guy. Cannot even run."
Person 2:" You also seem to have a six pack coming."
A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.
Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.
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A game where two people stand a distance apart with a six pack of beer each. At the same time, each person slams the beer as fast as possible, then throws the empty can at their opponent. The one that scores the most hits when the beer is gone is the winner.
Keith was going to be the designated driver untill he got into a game of Six Pack Shootout.
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The universal signal given by a friend/acquaintance when they've screwed up or broken the law in such an irreconcilable manner that the best solution is to leave town together. "Pack your shit" is the frantic and imperative way of instructing to pack a suitcase of clothes and essentials.
Person A: "Pack your shit!"
Person B: "What? Why?"
Person A: "I just killed a hooker!"
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you take a dump on a girls chest then you get on top of her chest and take a shit then bounce on ur ass with ur legs spread open as far as they can go. Preferably, you want to be farting while u r bouncing.
My girlfriend was asking for a gift for her birthday, and I thought diamonds cost too much so I thought "What better gift than a Snack Pack Roller?"
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When you finger a women the same way you would grab a six pack of Coors Light Cans,with your thumb in her ass and your index finger in her vagina.
I gave my girl a six-pack grip and could feel my thumb and index finger almost touch.
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