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Milk Shot

When your genitals produce enough semen that it makes a bottle of milk jealous.

girl 1: He milk shotted me then i look at the condom and it was enough to make milk jealous.
girl 2: really how much
girl 1: about 4oz

by lord requis January 23, 2020

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sharing milk

the most definitive act of sharing between roommates

Nikki and Naja are sharing milk now!!!

by miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii September 9, 2010

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Smell this milk

A command given by a friend/roommate/family member that carries more weight than a triple dog dare. When told to "smell this milk," the person commanded is entered into a forced obligation where they must take a whiff of the milk presented by the one holding it. There is no backing out or saying no. This is usually done at a point where the milk's smell will most likely induce vomiting in the smeller.

This can be done as a rude joke or as a valuable test to see if the milk is still good to drink.

Rude Joke form:
P1: "Dude, I just checked my mini-fridge after getting back from vacation and you have GOT to Smell This Milk."

P2:"God damnit, alright. Bring it over here."

Test form:
P1: "I just bought this dank cereal. Come over here and Smell This Milk. Do you think it's still good to drink?"

P2: "Seems fine to me."

by comaduck August 10, 2009

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milk blowjob

When a man is getting a blowjob for so long, that an excess of saliva, snot, tears, and sometimes vomit gather around the base of the penis and drip down onto the balls from excessive deep throating and reflex testing occurs.

I got a milk blowjob last night bro, it looked like a vanilla shake reflexed all on my dick it was so wet with throat.

by Beretta Jones January 18, 2015

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Milk Shit

An "unsaturated" person. A fake ass person that acts different all the time.

"Ayo u kna Bobby rite?"
"Yeah I don't fuck wit him though, he be on some milk shit."

by justtheaveragejoe123 November 8, 2011

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The Milk Bone

Taking a dried up white dog turd and shoving it into a woman's vagina.

If you don't stop bitching I am about to give you The Milk Bone.

by George Schwanz November 8, 2011

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cunt milk

Creamy white substance exposed from vagina; female cum; discharge.

"Dude, I ate her out and her cunt milk was really slimy!"

by spaztastic7 September 28, 2013

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