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The act of masturbating and falling asleep shortly after wards as a result of exhaustion
It was 2am and after pumping out a fat one, I was in a wank coma.
A Dommy Wank is a form of masturbation, commonly used by teenage boys. This is done by putting a condom on your shaft, and tossing one off. They provide an incredible sensation when creaming, but they can be pretty messy. Kibria has no dommy’s.🤏
See ya later bois i’m off for a dommy wank!
Masturbation with a condom
I had a fat posh wank yesterday.
Chiefly in British English: Masturbating with a condom on.
She flaked last minute so I ended up having a posh wank instead.
Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)
You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate
When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.
"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"
To squat down on your toes, reaching under the leg to masturbate in a downward motion.
Common sport amongst contractors working away from home. Of an evening, should they be feeling frisky and risky, they may strip off, carefully climb up on to the B&B’s sink rim, tiptoes on the unsupported edge. Whilst in this expert position he may decide to crab-wank one out whist his face/eye is pressed against the mirror, eyeballing himself until completion.
Martin: How was your evening Andy?
Andy: Pretty tragic really.
Martin: But I thought you had your night planned? Kebab and a crab-wank you said??
Andy: The kebab was great and I was after a thrill before bed.
Martin: What’s tragic about that? Did you manage the expert?
Andy: Almost, but the sink came off the wall and I couldn’t finish.
Martin: Still, better than Steve last year, his sink shattered and cut his femoral artery.
Andy: Hummnn, I may go back to the floor for a bit…