pineapple pizza

if you like pineapple on pizza, you deserve to die.

Jason: what are your opinions on pineapple pizza?
Richard: absolutely rancid. if you like pineapple on pizza you should go jump in front of a moving bus

3👍 3👎

The pizza is ready

A common prelude to sex in certain locations around the world, namely porn-addicted America.

Man: The pizza is ready!
Woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

Delivery boy: The pizza is ready!
Smoking hot woman: *giggles*
*They strip off their clothes and have sex*

3👍 1👎

face a pizza

To eat an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting, leaving no leftovers (not even crust)

Dude? Are you really going to face a pizza?

Yeah man! I'm starving!

1👍 1👎

poverty pizza

An economic and highly versatile struggle food consisting of savory leftovers loaded onto flatbread (or regular bread) covered in ketchup or spaghetti sauce and cooked in an oven.

"Looks like we have nothing but stale french fries, pita bread, ketchup, cheese slices, salad dressing and a red onion until Friday. Poverty pizza it is."

1👍 1👎

Mexican pizza

when you stretch your nutsack out and your partner shits on it, sprinkles diced tomatoes on it and then you cut it into 4 pieces and eat it with your partner

the hottest thing my girl ever did was give me a Mexican pizza

1👍 1👎

Pizza Bear

The greatest Boston Terrier-English Bulldog mix in the world. He loves food and humping female dogs (pretty funny to see), whines whenever someone has pizza and he can't have any, thus his name, and he sleeps on top of his dog house like snoopy! He's quite cuddly albeit rambunctious, and will always find a way to lick you right on the face. Pizza Bear has cancer... He's fought all his life. but his life lately seems to be coming to a close. I'm so sorry Pizza. I'll always love you.

"Bring Pizza Bear upstairs after his bathroom break. Also, give him his Palladia (chemo) pills."w

1👍 1👎

Pizza Lunchable

Pizza Lunchable (PE•zah•LUNCH•uh•bl) Noun 1. A disgusting excuse for pizza. 2. What mothers give their schoolchildren for lunch. 3. Sadly, the best kind of Lunchable.
Adj 1. The best.

Use 1(n):
"Dude, that Little Caesars down the block sells Pizza Lunchables.
Use 2(n):
"Ugh, my mom packed me a Pizza Lunchable for lunch today."
Use 3(n):
"Hey! I just got a Pizza Lunchable! That's a gigantic step-up from the microwave burrito I got yesterday!"
Use 1(a):
"You ain't got nuttin' on me, I'm the Pizza Lunchable.

1👍 1👎