Pickled Pussy

When a pussy is so stretched out from repeated fucks from vegetables

Oh damn Alyssa has such a pickled pussy

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Pickle Brigade

A WWII story about Jews in Auschwitz who exchange sex for pickles with the Nazi guard. They became known as the Pickle Brigadier of Auschwitz for exchanging their skin pickles for real pickles in order to survive the dire situation.

Dude, we can exchange for sex...just like the pickle brigade

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Hot Pickle

When you rub hot sauce on your a penis and then go down on it.

Jerry: Did you hear about Jake giving Dan a hot pickle!? He’s so gay!

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Tickle Pickle

A shot of tequila followed by a shot of Pickle juice

Man! That tickle pickle had some bite!

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Pickle Stabber

A pickle stabber also means here in Canada Cowboi Boots, get it... at the bar these cow folks always like to do the cow pie two step and tussle in the end. Boots with Hard Pointy Toes aimed at your privates.

This cowboi sure looks fancy in his new pickle stabbers trying to impress the pigs.

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Pickle juice

Victoria is gay with zack

I like pickle juice

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YODeling pickle

Giving someone a blowjob while yodeling

“Did you hear Matt got a yodeling pickle from that cheerleader last night ?!??”

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