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'Propping' two match sticks between a womans arse cheaks while dry humping her raw anus.
'Shiiit maan i popped a blood vessel on my bell fuckin this bird in the Burning Ring of Fire'
Rehipnol + Random Bird = Wide Brown Eye
'Fuck me this new girlfriend of mine loves a Spicy Shyxta
Usually performed with the ghekko
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When the lips of your anus, which form an "O", stretch to such an extent due to hours on the toilet, the "O" of your anal lips tear. Thus, you have blown your O-Ring, as well as lost your anal virginity.
"OH GOD! MY ANUS!"
"SUSTIN, ARE YOU BLOWING AN O-RING IN THERE?!?!?!"
*Blood and feces proceed to drip into toilet*
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The ring each member on a high school football team acquires when they win a State Championship.
Too bad for those rich kids on the Cape Elizabeth football team. No money in the world could buy them enough talent to win a State Championship Ring.
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a man having sex in a 4 some with 3 females all on the nuvia ring
sandor is the ringmaster of the "3 ring circus"!
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The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small
Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!
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Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.
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The insertion of a protected erect penis while covered in your choice of hot sauce into your partners anus OR in said case the "chili ring". this will result in a breakup and the victim not being able to sit down for a week.
Sally had a very hot sexual experience due to toms hot cock. Hence the term chili ring of fire!
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