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A River is a person that is almost as good as James hitting the quick scopes but he is 2nd best at looks, funniness , and at Athleticism(James is the 1st) but he is a nice person with 2nd biggest peen (1st James) but he’s one of the nicest people you’ll meet and 3rd coolest dude in the world (2nd James) (1st Lance)
Your a River my dog.
hes a pretty cool guy overall. 100/10 personality. rivers are very nice people and they have amazing hair
hey his name is river! he must be a nice guy
i love river with all my heart and might, they're so attractive too, i win at life tbh
River is an autistic, ghost band loving person. They are ankle biter
A badass girl who knows what she wants and when she wants it
For example
Zombie apocalypse:
Crush:zombie!!
Me:it’s ok I already hit it with a shovel
River: a gender neutral name and a big stream
can be the best lil sibling u will ever have!!
River only likes 1-2 girls his whole life and that is why he will forever be single.
looks really good in a mullet!
"When the chuff coming river?"