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A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.
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A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
the prettiest girl in the world <3
he's so pretty, his name must be robert!
Robert is a nice caring friend. He is super sweet and would do anything for anyone. He is super smart and will help you with anyone. He would probabaly end up having s girlfriend named Amy, Joanna, or Lily
That guy is so nice!
Must be Robert
Has a huge penis and leaves a fat fucking shit wherever he goes.
Haaken: "Robert's penis is so big, I've literally seen it twice."
Jack: "I once saw him hop a fence both pre and post shit, and with the slightest of ease."
Matt: "Robert is definitely into vore or is at least a UPS worker."
A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.
I'm adopted ,but my dingle ling is huge. My real parent must be Roberts.
Robert is a very sexy boy who is adored by all around him including the blokes. However he is a straight As a pencil and is stuck talking to gals like Margot Robbie and Kylie Jenner
OH My Goodness robert is a sexy god with a huge penis! Wow