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either a poo gambling king OR a poo-scooper king.
j is a dough see sun.
1: rats when they see a kfc deep fryer
2: what are you talking about
1: rat
A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see
Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed
When someone knows where you live...
Me: I see you
You:GO AWAY *calls police*
You (to police): Yea this guy keeps staring at me and keeps sending me messages online saying "I see you"
Police(to you): ok, we are coming right now.
*5 minutes later*
Police(to me):why are you staring at this poor urban dictionary reader?
Me(to police): they read the definition of I see you that I wrote
*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.
They never last.
"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
They never last.
"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)
"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.
Girlfriends (u see whats coming)