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An area in the supermarket that sells cheap food with yellow stickers.
Son - what shall we eat tonight dad?
Dad - let's see what's in sad corner
When you accidentally cut your ballsack open while shaving and a ball falls out.
Example:
Two friends catching up after a few days.
Friend 1: Dude where have you been? I haven’t heard from you in days.
Friend 2: Yea man I was in the ER for a few days after I suffered a Sad Gilmore.
The way you feel after a night of heavily crying. Typically with a headache, upset stomach, potentially the runs. Seems to be felt most prominent in the front of your head and the back of your eyes but can extend to your entire head and sometimes even the back of the neck. Mild cases are generally relieved by a nap whereas more severe cases may require some time to resolve. Warm baths, good music and lots of hydration may also help.
The day after grandma's funeral I had such a bad sadness hangover I could barely look at my phone screen because the light hurt my head so bad.
wenn you are sad about actually nothing. You’re just sad that you’re alone but actually you’re not. lol sad only works for singles
Sad case~ meaning what you are doing or what happened is a little funny but not the best thing this word is meant to be a joke and not a harm full word
on god what you just did is a sad case
A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.
Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly
This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.
"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'