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Dear diary, I believe I'm a good person you know I think that there's good in everyone but here we are, first day of senior year! And uh I look around at these kids that I've known all my life and I ask myself, what happened? We were so tiny happy and shiny playing tag and getting chased. Singing and clapping, laughing, and napping, baking cookies eating paste. Then we got bigger, that was the trigger like the Huns invading Rome. Welcome to my school this ain't no high school this is the Thunderdome, hold your breath and count the days we're graduating soon. College will be paradise if I'm not dead by June, but I know, I know, life can be beautiful I pray, I pray, for a better way. If we changed back then, we could change again, we can be beautiful, just not today. Things will get better as soon as my letter comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown, wait from this coma take my diploma then I can blow this town. Dream of ivy-covered walls and smoky french cafes. Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump a blaze.
Ram Sweeney, 3rd year: linebacker and 8th year: smacking lunch trays and being a huge di**
Martha Dumpstock, loves happy endings, Best friend since diapers
Kurt Kelly, Quarterback, The smartest guy on the football team = The tallest dwarf
Heather McNamara, Head cheerleader, Her dad is loaded (sells engagement rings)
Heather Duke, runs the yearbook, No discernible personality, (her mom did pay for implants)
Heather Chandler, The almighty, she is a mythic bi***
(search up Beautiful Heathers animatic for some more info about September 1st, 1989)
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This person is funny as fucckk! They'll make you laugh your ass offff. What a Person to be friends with!
If ur friend has a September 20 birthday always be friends with them!As there funny as fuckk!
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In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.
Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.
In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.
We still live in the September that never ended.
The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.
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The day after September 5,2007
In 2 days it will be September 6 2007.
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Slap your any short person on 29th September..
29th September slap people who are short only one time and one person just slap them also you can just call them short and vlahah I’m short ahahah
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The people born on september 8 2007 are the coolest of all and are better than so called Andrew,Andom,Andrea.
Omg, i love people born on september 8 2007.
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National bomb your school day, if you bring a bomb to your school and detonate it, no one can stop you because it's September 20th
"Yeah I have a bomb and the principle just let me into the school because it's September 20th"
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