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When you refuse to settle for nothing less than a hot chick when it comes to meeting new people.
You know why Jorge doesn't have any friends that are girls? Cause he's sharking like a bitch and holding out for only smokin chicas.
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a dance-punk band from vancouver b.c
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.
fake shark real zombie! 's biggest influence is brian boitano.
they have the unitards to prove it.
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Someone who is overly friendly to the point of annoyance
"That girl is really friendly"
"Nah, she's just chummier than shark week, she doesn't have any real friends"
The most dangerous of all sea creatures, they'll either eat you, send cartilaginous, toothy shrapnel through your vital organs, or just bite off your arm and then blow you up. Nobody knows what evolutionary advantage is attained by exploding when angry, but it sure does hurt.
If the pirañas don't skeletonize you, the man eating exploding sharks sure will.
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Find a plastic shark that was thrown aside and stick it in your pants. Once in your pants, you have realized you have just been contracted with every STD know to man because the plastic shark was festering in vomit, blood, urine, and poop on Bourbon Street.
Sailey was drinking her 4th hand grenande and found a plastic shark on Bourbon Street. She stuck it in her pants and chased men but started feeling a burning sensation and then died hence contracting the deadly Bourbon Street Shark Bite!
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When you have a lot of prebust on your tip, and then you finally burst, making it look like a great big blob of white rising from your sea of clear prebust. Just like a great white shark.
My Great White Shark flew all over her face.
It took forever, but when I let out my Great White Shark, it landed right on the tip of my toenail!
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A play on the predatory Great White Shark.
Typically a straight white male, business student, rapist - repulsed by progressive thoughts.
A straight boy, but meaner
This straight white shark was shouting at the bar.
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