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The best fucking game in the entire fucking world. Do not try to compete with its awesomeness, for you will be over taken by its amazing, shit-tastic powers.
It is a game with 35 of Nintendo's Superstar characters who fight against each other in a manner unlike most other fighting games. It's awesomeness is so awesome, you will say nothing but one word.. awesome.
I love your deminishing hair line. I want you va jay jay to cover my doingle berries.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl? I tried to compete with its awesomeness, but I was over taken by its amazing, shit-tastic powers.
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Chill n. Smash is the best smash server owned by the legendary Quore.
Hi, and welcome to Chill N. Smash
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to ruin her cornish pasty
Shaun:yo amelia what you eating
amelia: a cornish pasty
shaun grabs it and eats it
Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
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A good game which becomes even greater because it makes idiots on the Internet furious. These idiots, known by terms such as tourneyfag, tourneytard, faggot, queer, NEERRD, and other such names believe that this is a bad game because they can no longer wavedash. The real story is that they don't want to have to learn how to play Brawl so they would rather complain about it, fail at ruining the fun for everyone else, engage in fanboy entitlement, or try to hack the game and turn it into Melee: No Fun Championship Turbo Edition 95.
Person A: Damn, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is great. But what could make it even better?
Person B: *whines about no wavedashing, pratfalls, and other stupid shit*
Person A: Thanks, that's just what I needed! *picks Yoshi, goes to Smashville and owns Person B*
Person B: Damnit! If I was on Final Destination and if items were turned off and if I had picked Fox instead of Falco I would have beaten your casualfag ass!
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One of the most famous and best songs of all time by Hatebreed.
Smash Your Enemies is the greatest Hatebreed song of all time!
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When one finally drops a quality hot and steamy log that hangs from ass to toilet water after extreme constipation and does not realize that it has not detached from the anal cavity, causing him/her to proceed with the wiping process, and violently "smash" through the log. It is called a "surprise" because the victim usually responds with "HOLY SHIT!" or "MY BUNG HOLE!" or "DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF!"
1. "I was walking past the bathroom while my brother was taking a shit and I heard the beginning poot but did not here the ending splash that usually follows. I realized what was happening and immediately yelled 'DICK, WAIT!....but it was too late..he had experienced his first Chinese Log Smash Surprise."
2. "After 3 weeks of being constipated I had taken my glory dump, not knowing that the magnificent log had not detached. As I went to wipe (from front to back) I had my 5th Chinese Log Smash Surprise this month!"
3. "After his Chinese Log Smash Surprise, Jim's hand never recovered..."
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To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts
Nick: you get any last night?
Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........
Nick: nice :)