When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.
When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.
A soft hoor is someone that’s scared of a good alcoholic beverage, often used in Ireland or Scotland
When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.
My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.
Soft thug: Typically defined as the wanna be ghetto thugs of the areas such as South East Los Angeles.
Dakota your solid color off brand shirt is so soft thug
To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.
Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing
Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.
Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.