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soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 October 6, 2015


soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 October 6, 2015


Soft hoor

A soft hoor is someone that’s scared of a good alcoholic beverage, often used in Ireland or Scotland

See at boy er what a soft hoor he is

by December 20, 2021


soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 17, 2023


soft thug

Soft thug: Typically defined as the wanna be ghetto thugs of the areas such as South East Los Angeles.

Dakota your solid color off brand shirt is so soft thug

by #CLIT March 20, 2016


Hangzhou Soft Landing

To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.

Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing

by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021


Soft vacationing

Doing the minimum requirements of one's job and putting in no more time, effort, or enthusiasm than absolutely necessary, but only for around two weeks because you've been working hard and you deserve it.

Brenda spent last month working overtime every day so for the next two weeks she's soft vacationing because she deserves it.

by Luciditi January 26, 2023