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A guy who uses fake alts to talk to multiple women deceitfully online.
Scooping their hearts out with lies
“John is such a spoon. Not only did I learn he was talking to 3 other women online at the same time as me, but he actually held convos with us at the same time too! Such a fucking spoon.”
An eating utensil used for eating soup, ice cream etc. you dummy (they don't disintegrate like in the gif btw.)
Josh grabbed a spoon from the cupboard to eat his soup.
An affectionate term for the chain of pubs - J D Wetherspoon.
Shit food, shit beer, cheap.
Lets go to spoons.
Want to get a pint at spoons?
An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.
You absolute spoon! Stop boffing!
Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.
Do you have I spoon, I need it for my soup.
Hey babe? Can you spoon me?
A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.
Sarah: I just ate a metal shard
Bob: You're so dumb, you're a spoon.
1) the act of taking a spoon and stickin it in an elephants e ar and using the wax for a candle
2) an eating utensil
3) a way people used to use tampons to clean the car
4) drop the s and it becomes poon which is a vagina on a emu
Ex: Omgoshh your candle smells so good!
- thanks i went spooning yesterday!
Ex2: Can you hand me a spoon for my soup?
Ex3: My car is plugged up let me clean it with a spoon!
Ex4: Zookeeper, how is my emu's poon?
- well its extra spoony!!