Posting something intentionally cringe or offensive in order to receive hate so they can just sit back and laugh at people actually falling for it even though you don't mean it.
Person 1: did you see how Tim committee internet suicide?
Person 2: yeah, it was funny but if a company like Amazon or Microsoft finds out, he's in trouble.
You Masturbate and when you are on the verge of ejaculation you call someone
q-"I did a phone suicide to andy last night and he didn't even know lol:"
A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!
Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
The act of fabricating a scene in which a murder victim is set-up to appear as though they have committed suicide
At that point- the victim has effectively been "suicided"
The pharmaceutical industry is Suiciding (v.) every holistic doctor that challenges them
A teenager who is very thin and tall, almost inexistent, who tries to blap some thots.
Matt: Im finna blap Anklass quick
Finkle: Boi you a suicidal giraffe you got no clout
When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.
Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.