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A man who lives in Abilene, TX. He is known all around Texas, especially in west and north regions of the state. He has been noted as to always be wearing a trucker cap he never takes off in public, always has a toothpick in his mouth, and acknowledges people with a friendly "10-4 good buddy" when he hears his name. A recent poll in the city of Abilene revealed that roughly 90% of people don't know his real name is not Bill. He is also noted as not owning a truck, but rather a broken 21 speed mountain bike.
Glen: "Hey, have you seen Truck Driver Bill today?'
Seth: "Ya. He was biking to the Bingo house in Abilene."
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The number of people a person has had sexual intercourse with. So called because according to Bill Clinton, oral sex isn't sex.
Her Bill Clinton number is 4.
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Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
Druging a woman's drink and having sex with her while she is passed out .
Guy 1: How'd things go with that girl you met ?
Guy 1: She didn't want to take things too far so I had to pull a Bill Cosby on her .
Guy 1: Classic .
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Very rare skills. Not just skills to pay the bills, skills to pwn the bills. I knew this kid called Josh who had them and he once wrestled a dead alligator.
Me: (tunefully) I got the skills, I got the skills to pwn the bills.
Onlooker: What a very peculiar young man. (Calls to wife) Marion, come over here and hit this young man with your broom!
Marion: *totally pwns me*
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Someone who is so obviously flaming gay that the term "three dollar bill" is an understatement.
My new neighbor didn't just come out of the closet, he broke down the closet door...he's a four dollar bill.
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Noun.
Fake, not real. Counterfeit.
That watch is as fake as a three dollar bill.
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