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A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.
**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.
Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.
When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.
Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.
A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.
An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.
If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.
If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.
When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.
My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works
Slang for jerking off penguins at the zoo.
I'm going to go to the Dickerson Park Zoo tomorrow and eat breakfast.
Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.
Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”